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They Grow Up So Fast

It's census time and the Levy family haven't yet returned their census form. So a clerk from the municipality goes to their house to remind them. When the door opens, there stands 6 year old Sarah Levy. So the clerk says to her, "Hello little girl, is your father in?"

"No," says Sarah, "he's a doctor and he's carrying out an appendectomy operation at the hospital."

The clerk smiles and says, "Appendectomy - that's a very big word for a little girl. Do you know what it means?"

"Of course I do," replies Sarah, "I'm not stupid. It means $5,000 and it doesn't even include the cost of my uncle, the anesthesiologist."

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