Boys Behaving Badly
Little Moishie Goldberg had been misbehaving again and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought about what he did and then davened.
"Fine", said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, I am sure He will help you."
"Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Moishie. "I asked Him to help you put up with me."