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Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Young Rachel Epstein went to see a shadchan – a matchmaker. She said, "I'm looking for a shidduch. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you looking for?"

"Well, let me see. He needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, smart, have a pleasant singing voice. He should want to spend time with me whether I am at home or if I go out. I also like to be entertained so he should have plenty of interesting stories to tell."

The matchmaker entered the information into her computer and, in a matter of moments, handed the results to the woman.

The results read, "Buy a television."

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