Little Moishie and the President
Little Moishie Goldberg wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to God requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, they decided to send it to the President of the United States.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a 10 dollar bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
The little boy was delighted with the money and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:
Dear Hashem, Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, and as usual, those Politicians deducted 90%. Love, Moishie