A woman got on an Egged bus in Israel holding her baby. The Nahag (bus driver) said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The Nahag insulted me," she fumed.
“It’s not the first time,” the man sympathized. “You know, Israeli bus drivers.”
"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."