Not Just Another Jewish Parrot Joke

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A guy walks into a parrot shop and asks, “How much is that parrot?”

“It's $5,000,” replies the store owner.

“Why so much?”

“Well this parrot knows the Talmud by heart.”

The shopper was impressed. “What about that parrot?” he asked.

“It's $10,000.”

“Why so much?”

“Oh this bird knows the Talmud and all of the major rabbinic commentaries.”

The shopper notices a platinum cage and asks “how much?”

The owner says, “$100,000.”

“Wow!! What does that bird know?”

The shop owner replies, "I have no idea but the first two birds call him ‘Rebbe’”!!

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