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On the Road Again

Mildred and Sadie, two elderly women were out for a drive in their old Lincoln, with their heads barely reaching over the dashboard.

Cruising along they went right through a red light.

Sadie thinks to herself, “I must be losing it. I could have sworn we went through a red light back there.”

They zipped through the next intersection where the light was red as well. Sadie is becoming increasingly more concerned. She decides that she is going to pay especially close attention the next time.

Sure enough at next intersection the light is definitely red and they cruise straight through.

Now sure of herself, Sadie turns to Mildred and says, “Do you know that you ran the last three red lights? You could have gotten us killed!”

Mildred turned to her and said, “Oh, am I driving?”

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