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Shul Bulletin Board Typos and Blunders

  • We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.
  • Weight Watchers will meet at7 PM at the JCC. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
  • Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
  • We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
  • If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!
  • Beat the Rosh Hashana rush -- come to shul this Shabbat
  • Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
  • What part of "Thou shalt not" don't you understand?

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