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Kids Say the Darndest Things

Little Rivkah Rosenberg went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts." Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty, you have to put something into it!"

Later that day, the Rosenbergs had invited the new Rabbi and his wife over for Shabbos dinner. But the rabbi seemed distracted. Holding his head he said, "I have such a terrible headache!"

Little Rivkah looked up the rabbi with her sweet smile and said, "That's because it's empty. You have to put something into it!"

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