Hershel and his friend Melvyn are playing golf one day at their local golf course. Hershel is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, closes his eyes, and bows his head in prayer.
Melvyn says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
Hershel then replies, "Yeah, well after all, we were married 35 years."