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Hello and thank you for calling the Jewish Grandparent Hotline. If you are one of our children, press 1
If you need us to stay with the grandchildren, press 2
If you want the grandchildren to sleep at our house tonight, press 3
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 4
If you want us to prepare a meal for Shabbos and have it delivered to your home, press 5
If you want to come here for Shabbos, press 6
If you need money, press 7
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or are sending us on a cruise for our anniversary start talking!!