Guess Who’s Coming for Dinner
"Honey," said David to his wife Rebecca, "I invited a friend home for supper. I hope that’s OK."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I haven’t even cooked anything yet!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper? Now I have to get to start cleaning and cooking. "
"Exactly. The house is a pig sty and I haven’t had a good home cooked meal in weeks. Thanks!”