click here to jump to start of article
Join Our Newsletter

Join 400,000 Aish subscribers
Get Email Updates

Guess Who’s Coming for Dinner

"Honey," said David to his wife Rebecca, "I invited a friend home for supper. I hope that’s OK."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I haven’t even cooked anything yet!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper? Now I have to get to start cleaning and cooking. "

"Exactly. The house is a pig sty and I haven’t had a good home cooked meal in weeks. Thanks!”

Submit a Joke to Jewlarious

Your Email Address:

Your Name:

(Press the top button next to the Captcha logo to load new words.)
Sign up today!