The Rabbis Daughters
Moshe goes to see his rabbi and asks, "Rebbe, if you had a choice between having five million dollars or five lovely daughters, what would you choose?"
Without a second's hesitation, the rabbi replies, "That's an easy question, Moshe, I'd choose five daughters."
"Why would you choose having five daughters?" asks Moshe.
"That's easy," replies the rabbi, "I already have eight daughters.”