My Father the Rabbi
Three young boys were walking on the sidewalk arguing over whose Daddy was the greatest.
David said, "My Dad is the greatest because he is rich stock broker on Wall Street."
Michael said, "That’s nothing. My Daddy is a politician and he says he’s the most powerful man around."
Moishie said, "That's nothing, my Dad is a rabbi, and he owns hell.”
“How can you own hell?” asked the other boys.
“Well my Dad came home last night and told my mom that the Shul Board gave it to him!"