A Rabbi Walks into a Bar...
Rabbi Epstein was a particularly tenacious clergyman and couldn't stand seeing Jewish people getting drunk. So one day he went into a particular tavern frequented by Jewish patrons.
Rabbi Epstein walks into the pub and sees Stan from shul. "Stan, do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Rabbi."
The Rabbi said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then Rabbi Epstein asked another man he recognized, "Do you want to got to heaven?"
"Certainly, Rabbi," was the man's reply.
"Then stand over there against the wall," said the Rabbi. Then Rabbi Epstein walked up to Chaim Yankel Rabbinowitz and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
Chaim Yankel said, "No, I don't Rabbi."
The Rabbi was in disbelief, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
Chaim Yankel said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."