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Scary Scale

Rivkah and Ezra, four year old twins, went into their parents bathroom and noticed the scale in the corner. "Whatever you do," cautioned Rivkah, "don't step on it!"

"Why not?" asked Ezra

"Because every time Mommy steps on it, she lets out an awful scream!"

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