In Plain English
Marvin Sapperstein went to the doctor because he was concerned about his lessening level of energy. He told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, Marvin said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just lazy." "Okay," said Marvin, "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."