Moishie’s First Day of School
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Moishie’s First Day of School

Little Moishie Rosenberg was getting ready for his first day of school and was a little bit nervous. Of course his parents were nervous too – their little boy, all grown up.

Moishie’s mother and father both went to pick him up at school, eager to find out how his first day of school was.

“So Moisheleh, how was your first day of school?” his father asked. “What did you learn?”

Moishie responded. “Not enough. Because apparently I have to go back tomorrow!”

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