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Family Values

30 year old David Heimowitz comes down for breakfast one morning after a great night out. As soon as he sits down, he says to his parents, "Mom, Dad, you'll be pleased to hear that I went out with a fantastic girl last night. I was so captivated by her beauty and charm that by the end of the evening, I could clearly see us standing under the chuppah together. At last your son has found someone. What do you think of that, eh?"

Mr. Heimowitz replies, "Well, David, it sounds like something is happening at last. But remember it's important for you to marry someone who has as much in common with you as possible, you know, who shares our values, grew up in a similar family, you know."

"But Dad," says David, "why would I want to marry a girl who thinks I’m a nudnick?”

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