Joke: Kicking for Peace
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Kicking for Peace

The United Nations Secretary General is sitting in his office together with his deputy. He has what he thinks is a brilliant idea and shares it immediately.

“I’ve got it!” the Secretary General begins. “In the interest of global peace and harmony, the world’s soccer players should come together and form one United Nations global team.”

“Great idea, sir,” says the Deputy. “But who shall we play against?”

“Why, Israel, of course.”

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