What's the Prognosis?
Selma accompanied her husband Morty to the doctor's office. After the check-up, the doctor took Selma aside and said, "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
- "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood."
- "At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work."
- "For dinner, fix an especially nice meal and don't burden him with household chores."
- "Satisfy his every whim."
On the way home, Morty asked his wife what the doctor had said.
She replied "You’re terminal."