Hear No Evil

Old Morty Zimmerman had serious hearing problems for years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that miraculously allowed Morty to hear again – perfectly.

Morty went back a month later to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing function is near 100%. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."

Morty replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to their conversations. I've changed my will three times!"

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