Morris and Daniel, two up and coming Jewish authors, were always bragging how well each was doing, trying to one up each other. They meet up again at Jewish Book Fair and Morris says, "So nu, Daniel, how are you doing? Are your books selling well?"
"Oh yes Morris, they definitely are," replies Daniel, boasting. "Since we last met, the number of my readers has doubled."
"Mazel tov Daniel," says Morris. "You didn't tell me that you got married!"