Moshe Epstein was pulled over by a police officer for speeding on his way to a wedding. As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car.
"What are those for?" he asked suspiciously.
"I'm on my way to a wedding," Moshe replied, "And I we have a tradition that we have to entertain the bride and groom. I am going to entertain them through juggling and I use those machetes in my act."
"Well, show me," the officer demanded.
So Moshe got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
At that moment another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "Holy smokes! I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving people now!"