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Three Old Sisters

The three elderly Rosenbaum sisters lived together 92, 94 and 95 yrs. old. The oldest Rosenbaum went upstairs one evening to take a bath. As she was getting in the tub with one foot in and one foot out, she called down to her sisters, "Am I getting in the tub or am I getting out of the tub?"

The middle Rosenbaum decided to go upstairs to see if she could help figure out the situation. She got to the 3rd step and stopped - then called out, "Was I going up the stairs or was I coming down the stairs?"

The “youngest” Rosenbaum sister, 92 years old, sitting at the kitchen table, pounded her fist on the wooden kitchen table and said, "I hope I never get as bad as my sisters. Now was that the front door or the back door?"

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