The Straw that Broke Moshe's Back
Moshe Schwartz has just spent his first night at the swanky W hotel in Manhattan. As soon as he awakes, he phones the hotel's reception desk.
"So how are you on this morning, Mr. Schwartz?" asks the receptionist.
"If you must know," replies Moshe, "I'm fuming. In fact I'm fuming so much that I'm ready to plotz,"
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that," says the receptionist. "So how can I help you?"
"I'm sure you've heard of the straw that broke the camel's back," replies Moshe.
"Of course I have," replies the receptionist.
"Well I've just spent the night sleeping on it!" says Moshe.