Hit the Road Jack

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Hannah and her husband Jack are having one of their regular arguments. But this time, the shouting gets louder and louder until Hannah just can't take it anymore. She pushes Jack away and screams at him, "That's it. Go! Get out of this house right now. I can't stand the sight of you anymore."

The truth is that Jack was quite happy to obey. He starts to walk towards the front door. But as he does Hannah shouts at him an insult that one day she would no doubt regret, "I hope you experience a long, slow and excruciatingly painful death."

Jack stops in his tracks, turns around, looks at Hannah and says, "Oy, make up your mind already. So now you want me to stay?"

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