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Rachel Epstein called her pediatrician in a panic. Dr. Goldstein’s secretary picked up. “I need to speak with the doctor. It’s an emergency. My baby has temperature of 104!”

The Doctor overheard the phone conversation and said to the secretary, “104 sounds awfully high. Find out how she’s taking the temperature.”

“Mrs. Epstein, the Doctor would like to know how you are taking it.”

“Oy,” replied Mrs. Epstein, “Tell him I’m a little nervous but Baruch Hashem, I’m holding up.”

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