The Mount Sinai Senior's Residence began a fitness program, encouraging its residents to go to the gym. After consulting with one of the trainers, 80-year-old Harry decided to try out a treadmill.
“Ok,” said the trainer, “I’m going to set it for ten minutes, if you want to go longer just press start again.”
At first Harry was doing fine but after 5 seconds he started getting tired, and after a minute he jumped off gasping for breath. Walking to the side to sit down, he passed by a friend of his Heshy. “Oy,” said Harry. “I could barely last a full minute on that treadmill.”
“Alright alright,” said Heshy, “You don't have to brag already!”