The Great Escape

One morning, as Joshua is walking on his way to work, he sees dozens of people running fast towards him. "It must be some kind of marathon race or something," he says to himself. So when a runner wearing a kippa reaches him, Joshua stops him and asks, "Nu? So what's the event?"

Breathing very hard, the runner replies, "Event? Don't be meshugga. It's a large lion. It must have escaped from the Zoo."

"Oy vey!" says Joshua. "Which way is it heading?"

"You must definitely be meshugga," replies the runner. "Surely you don't think we're all chasing the lion?"

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