Ice Baby
It was terrible,” moaned little Moishie upon entering the classroom a half hour late. “I left with plenty of time to arrive at school on time, but it was so slippery that every step I took, I slipped two steps back.”
“Well,” said the Rabbi, with a suspicious look on his face, “how in the world did you get here at all?”
“Well”, said Moishie, “finally after 20 minutes I gave up and started heading home!”
