Turning the Other Cheek
The Epsteins were hosting a little family reunion at their house and little Moishie Epstein knew what that meant – kisses from Aunt Miriam.
He tried his best to hide from Aunt Miriam but at the dessert table she caught up with him and gave him a big old Aunt Miriam smooch.
Obviously disgusted, little Moishie walked into the kitchen and when he thought no one was looking, he started scrubbing his cheek.
Aunt Miriam walked into the kitchen, saw what he was doing and asked, “Are you wiping off my kiss?!”
“No,” Moishie said thinking quickly. “I’m just rubbing it in!”