The Suave Senior
84 year old Izzie, a very suave and affluent looking gentleman for his age, goes into a classy restaurant and immediately walks over to the bar and sits down. He's dressed very smartly in an expensive suit with a rose in his lapel. His grey hair is well groomed and he smells of an expensive after-shave.
Izzie orders himself a Scotch and as he takes a sip of it, he notices that seated next to him at the bar is an elderly lady who smiles at him. So he turns to the lady and says to her, "So tell me, gorgeous, do I come here often?"