Funny, He Didn’t “Look” Jewish

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Santa is in Macy’s department store, when a small girl sits on his lap.

Santa says: "Ho Ho Ho. What’s your name, little girl, and what do you want for Christmas?"

“Patty, and I’d like a Beanie Baby, please.”

“OK. Now, take a gift from my toy sack."

Next, Santa asks a little boy: "What’s your name and what do you want for Christmas?"

"Peter. I want a laser baseball."

“Fine. Take a present from my toy sack."

Another boy steps up. "What’s your name and what do want for Christmas?"

"Irving and I'm Jewish. I’m not allowed to ask Santa for anything."

Santa pointed to his toy sack and whispers, "Nem tzvay" [take two].

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