Joke: Bubbie Miriam
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Bubbie Miriam

Sarah just gave birth to a newborn baby boy and her mother had to drive her to a doctor’s appointment, so her grandmother, Bubbie Miriam, was tasked to take care of the baby. As soon as Sarah left for her doctor’s appointment, Miriam called her friends to come over.

"Can we see the baby?" they asked.

"Not yet," said Bubbie Miriam.

Fifteen minutes later, they asked again. "Can we see the baby?"

"Not yet," said Bubbie Miriam.

Another quarter of an hour later, they asked again: "Can we see the baby?"

"Not yet," answered Bubbie Miriam.

The ladies were growing impatient. "Well, when can we see the baby?"

"When it cries."

"Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

"Because I forgot where I put it."

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