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The children at King David Elementary school were lining up for the class picture and their teacher, Rabbi Epstein was trying to persuade them to pose nicely.

"Just think," he said, "how nice it will be to look at when you are all grown up and you can say, 'There's David, he's a lawyer' or 'There's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice piped up at the back of the room: "And there's Rabbi Epstein, he’s in shamayim (heaven)."

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