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Good Cop, Bad Wife

A cop pulled over a car and finds a couple in the front seat – Morris and Mindy Epstein.

“Where’s your seat belt sir?” asked the cop.

“Oh, I just took if off now when you were walking up to the car,” responded Morris.

“No you didn’t!” exclaimed his wife, “You never wear your seat belt!”

A little taken aback, the cop asked to see his license.

“Aw darn!” cried Morris, “I must have left it home!”

“Yeah right!” screamed Mindy, “You know it expired 3 months ago!”

At a loss for words, the cop asked Mindy, “Are you always so tough on him?!”

“No” responded Mindy, “only when he’s had too much to drink!”

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