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A cop pulled over a car and finds a couple in the front seat – Morris and Mindy Epstein.
“Where’s your seat belt sir?” asked the cop.
“Oh, I just took if off now when you were walking up to the car,” responded Morris.
“No you didn’t!” exclaimed his wife, “You never wear your seat belt!”
A little taken aback, the cop asked to see his license.
“Aw darn!” cried Morris, “I must have left it home!”
“Yeah right!” screamed Mindy, “You know it expired 3 months ago!”
At a loss for words, the cop asked Mindy, “Are you always so tough on him?!”
“No” responded Mindy, “only when he’s had too much to drink!”