The Pregnant Man
David and Cheryl Rabinowitz were at their first pre-natal class. So that the David could get an idea of what it felt like to be pregnant, the instructor strapped a bag of sand to his stomach.
As he walked around with his new bulge, David said: "This doesn't feel too bad."
Then the instructor deliberately dropped a pen and said to David: "Now I want you to pick up that pen as if you were pregnant."
"You want me to do it the way my wife would?" confirmed the David.
"Exactly the same," said the instructor.
David turned to his wife Cheryl and said: "Honey, pick up that pen for me."