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When Harry Met Selma

Harry Epstein had been feeling sick lately and was finally convinced to see the doctor due to his wife Selma’s urging.

After a thorough examination, and much thought, the doctor was ready to tell Harry and a very worried Suzy his prognosis.

“Harry,” said the doctor, “you’re too stressed. You need 6 months of pure relaxation.”

Suzy, very agitated, took out her notepad to begin writing down his list of orders for these months of relaxation. “Six months?! Are you kidding me?! Okay, I guess if we have to… so how should I go about it?”

“Hmm… I see the problem,” said the doctor. “Okay Harry, I’d like you to start by giving your wife one tranquilizer four times a day…”

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