Joke: Morty and the Two Penguins
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Morty and the Two Penguins

Morty Applebaum drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing this the clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks Morty, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"

Morty says, "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven't a clue."

The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."

"Yeah, that's a good idea," says Morty and drives away.

The next day Morty is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.

"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!"

"Oh, I did," says Morty, "and we had a great time. Today I'm taking them to the beach."

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