The Bear Essentials
David Cohen took his six year old son Moishie to the zoo one Sunday. Father and son were standing in front of the polar bear enclosure.
David was telling Moishie how dangerous polar bears were and that, of all the animals in the zoo, they were the ones that the keepers feared most.
Eventually, little Moishie said: "Dad, what if the polar bear escapes and eats you up… and ...?"
"Which bus do I take home?"