Little Rebecca Rosenberg made a cup of tea for her mother.
"I didn't know you could make tea," said Mrs. Rosenberg taking a sip.
"Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup. But I couldn't find the strainer, so I used the fly swatter."
"What!" exclaimed mom, choking on her tea.
"Oh, don't worry,” said Rebecca. “I didn't use the new fly swatter. I used the old one."