The Sound of Silence
Harvey and Susan Epstein were very concerned. Their eight year old son Moishie had never spoken a word in his life.
Then one day after lunch, Moishie turned to his mother and said: "Soup's cold."
His mother hugged him and exclaimed:
"Moishie, I've waited so long to hear you speak! Your father and I have been worried sick. So why have you never said a single word in all these years?"
Moishie said: "Up until now, everything's been okay."