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The Sound of Silence

Harvey and Susan Epstein were very concerned. Their eight year old son Moishie had never spoken a word in his life.

Then one day after lunch, Moishie turned to his mother and said: "Soup's cold."

His mother hugged him and exclaimed:

"Moishie, I've waited so long to hear you speak! Your father and I have been worried sick. So why have you never said a single word in all these years?"

Moishie said: "Up until now, everything's been okay."

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