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Chocolate Choices

Saul and Miriam Friedman were having serious discipline problems with their seven children. Saul decided to try something new. He held up an enormous chocolate bar and asked his kids who should get it.

"Me . . . me . . . me," they chorused.

"I'll tell you who will get it," continued Saul. "The kid who promises never to talk back to me or your mother again and do everything we say."

Seven voices answered in unison: "It’s okay Dad, you can have it."

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