The Big Honker
Suri Rosenberg was out driving in her native Brooklyn when she stalled at a red light.
Hard though she tried, she was unable to restart the engine and soon a long line began to form behind her.
A male driver immediately behind her was particularly impatient, honking his horn continuously.
Finally Suri got out, went up to the driver behind and said:
"I can't seem to get my car started. Would you see if you can get it started for me? Don't worry – I'll stay here in your car and lean on your horn for you!"