Chaim Yankel from Chelm was beside himself. He phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his beloved car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he moaned.
Five minutes later the phone at the police station rang again. It was Chaim Yankel again.
"Sorry," Chaim Yankel said. "I just realised I got in the back seat by mistake."