Driving Mr. Epstein
Herman and Betty Epstein were driving down the freeway on the way to their retirement community. Suddenly, Herman’s cell phone rang and after 8 rings he managed to pick it up. It was his daughter Sarah.
"Dad, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the I-75. Please be careful!"
"Sarah," said Mr. Epstein, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"