Window Worries

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Two ladies in a Chassidic neighborhood in Williamsburg were riding a bus and arguing about the window.

"If this window is open," one woman declared, "I will catch cold, and probably die!"

"If the window is shut," the other announced, "I will suffocate!"

The two glared at each other.

The bus driver was at a loss, until an elderly Jew sitting at the back of the bus sat up and offered a solution.

"First, open the window. That will kill this one. Next, shut it. That will kill the other. Then the rest of us can ride in peace."

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