Peter, John and Chaim Yankel were colleagues working in the same office. After work one day they decided to go to a bar to socialize. After a few rounds of drinks, Peter suggested that they all admit something that they have never admitted to anyone before.
"Okay," says John, "You know Alfred in accounting. Every morning when he goes to the restroom, I take some money from the petty cash drawer in his desk.”
Peter confesses, "You know that marketing presentation I made last month that got me a raise? I just downloaded it off the internet. I totally stole it!”
“What about you Chaim Yankel?” asks John.
Chaim Yankel, begins, "I don't know how to tell you...."
"Don't be shy," says Peter.
“Well," says Chaim Yankel, "For the life of me, I can't keep secrets."